Monday, May 4, 2009

Swara-raj swear on raj! Neither Uttar Bharatiya Nor Dakshin Bharatiya Raj Thackeray is Beech Ka Bharatiya!


If Raj Thackeray had his way, Fort area in Mumbai would be called Killa.

If Raj Thackeray would have bought Mumbai Indians, an IPL Cricket team would have only Marathi Players and the team would only play in Maharashtra and would not accept any political pressure or media pressure to accept playing in an other state or country for the sake of marathi manoos who could provide vada pavs to the audience of the tournaments. I forgot to mention, he would have named the team as Marathi Manoos Team and would have suggested these names: Kannadigas Team, Tamils team, Marwari team, Mussalman hyderabadis, aurangzeb dilli darbaris etc. Don't wonder, this will happen soon if we encourage these Quackerays.

The advertisements on the uniform tee shirts of the players would have only marathi language advertisements.

The security guard of Raj Thackeray could also be a U.P. waala bhaiyya, because most of the security guards are from U.P., Bihar and Orissa. And if he gets irritated due to his hate speeches he might commit something grave.

A friend of mine says that in India it is okay if Karunanidhi and Tamilians of India fast for their brethren in Sri lanka but a marathi manoos cannot fight for marathi or mumbai or maharasthra. Well it is true that marathi can fight for maharashtra, he cannot fight for mumbai because he has no credit for making the city as it has become due to the north Indians and the south INdians. Chennai could have tamil as locals but Mumbai's locals are Gujrathis, Parsis, Marwaris, Sindhis, Tamilians, Punjabis, Kannadigas, Telugu gaarus and also the Marathis.

No particular community can demand a complete control of Mumbai. It will not be allowed. WE will not tolerate that. We don't want Mumbai to become Mumbapur.


If Mr.Swarraj Thackeray had is way, Maaza would be the only drink to be sold in Maharashtra, because Maaza means 'mine' in Marathi.

People say Congress could not protect our nation from outside terrorists, yes it is true, but BJP cannot protect us from the insider terrorists, and you know who I am referring to again.

To protect our country from these Swarraj thackerays and the likes, India would have a certain state in the country called as 'India' where he would send all the patriots who call India as one country. In this state of India, called 'India' it will be taught that all muslims are not terrorists and similarly all marathis are not thackerays.


He says 'police kaay karnaar' means what can the police do if there is no account of who is doing what and who is staying where in the city Mumbai and the state Maharashtra.

Does he know how openly traffic police take bribes right from Vashi Octroi building to chembur, anywhere on Marine Drive?

Does he know that you have to pay the cops to get a passport?

Does he ignore the open hawkers who pay the police walas? Does he know that these so called policemen eat and pick stuff for free from poor hawkers (I am not mentioning the rich hawkers here).

Every railway station or footpath near them is full of illegal hawkers. Who is to question that?

He merely talks but doesn't do thing for the city or the state.

If Amitabh Bachchan made a school in U.P, did Raj Thackeray build an anaath aashram (orphanage) or a Marathi School or a Hospital at the Kohinoor Mill area that he has bought at Shivaji Park bang opposite Sena Bhavan?

U.P. is part of my country as much as Mumbai and Maharashtra.

We can build a school anywhere and earn anywhere in the country.

Marathis are not the locals of Mumbai, though they are the locals of Maharashtra.

Mumbai's locals are diverse.

That is why Mr.Prasad, a Police Officer said aptly - Mumbai kisi ke baap ki nahi hai. Which means, Mumbai does not belong to any body's father.

Sonia Gandhi said: Mumbai is the Gateway of India and any body can come to Mumbai and live here peacefully. India and Mumbai are alike because both are diverse in nature.